Too many dinner options. A delicious predicament.
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I stepped out to choose dinner and somehow planned brunch, coffee, and a dessert encore. Living near so many options requires a strategy. Possibly a spreadsheet.
In this entirely imaginary neighborhood meeting, the motion was simple: try somewhere different next time. It passed unanimously, followed immediately by six competing suggestions and one passionate speech about bread.
Bring an appetite, bring a neighbor, and bring a backup choice. Around here, “Where should we eat?” could be its own book club. New neighbors are especially welcome—fresh opinions on dessert are always useful.
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